ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
i literally paused in the middle of it, turned on my light, pointed to the picture netxt to my bed and go "you hooked up with my roommate too!!! AWWW!" he was so weirded out. i don't think he understands the relationship we have..we share..
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
OMG the post office opened my dildo! "we sincerely regret the damage to your package"
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
tonights mission is daddy issue patrol - we wear old spice and drink gin martinis and see who reacts.
A drawer in my room has nothing but a large feather quill, a wine glass, and a 15" Bowie knife. If you could put my life in a drawer I think that would be it.
Please let me buy the coffee, all my assets are in starbucks gift cards
You know my vagina and my heart have a mind of their own even when it’s pouring snow.
You yelled at me about a fork.
You probably deserved it, I'm very territorial about my cutlery.
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