Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
maybe next time you shouldn't be drinking alone watching intervention at 3 am and no one would think you needed an intervention.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
That was around the time you tried to kick me out for being rude to your fish.
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
I don't know how to reply to him. 'I'm glad the ecstasy my friend tricked you into taking wore off'...? It just doesn't seem sincere
I'm too drunk to explain this to you. It's too hard.
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
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