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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
frozen peaches as icecubes. vodka Sundays just got wayyyy better
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
She introduced herself as 'Ann the sober one.' Took me to a coat check and a lost and found. Then offered coffee and breakfast sandwiches. Turns out she's been paying her half of the electric bill running post-party operations.
There is a guy dressed as Captain America in the theatre. I want to make out with him even though I have no idea what he looks like. Wish me luck, I'm going in.
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
The people at Perkins seem so judgemental. Big deal if i'm handcuffed to stripper in a star-n-stripes bikini. We still gotta eat.
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