We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
I had her number in my wallet, I was sitting on a winning ticket for the blowjob lottery and didn't know
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
How exactly does a handjob become fancy?
Blueberry lube, and champagne.
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
I literally just told you I found out I masturbate in my sleep. I think we can be snapchat friends again
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
Randomize
