Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
You ever just wake up and decide, today I'm going to eat a whole bag of fritos and a tub of cream cheese
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
The party invite said "this ain't no lame stoplight party, you come to hookup or you don't come" I feel like their honesty deserves out attendance
Not to mention having our pick at the ensuing sausagefest
Option 1: fuck me and bedtime. Option 2: come fuck me and then hangout with everyone. Option 3: don't fuck me in which case fuck you.
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
I'm debating a nap but also debating breaking into the liquor cabinet
Btw, the reason I have a black eye is bc I needed to puke so hard yesterday morning; I whipped up the toilet seat so fast that I railed myself in the face. Then spent the rest of the day more carefully puking. Kind of why I'm not in the mood for drinking.
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
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