how do flat chested girls get laid?
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
I have a strict rule of what enters my vajay. It's either sparkly, or human. Anything else and I draw the line. Standards.
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
I have a present for you
Like a legit gift, not just me showing up and getting naked
He's been watching the World Cup too much because right before he came he screamed "NUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" for half a minute. Our landlord is not happy.
Considering we're about to fuck, I really need your girlfriend to stop liking all my Facebook posts.
COCAINE IS GR8
Sorry I didn’t really get to say goodbye last night I was busy vomiting in your fathers front yard
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
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