Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
It was like a mary poppins bag, except a sexual mary poppins bag.
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
Trick or treaters just rang our doorbell
Give them the moldy beer cans, we need to get rid of those
Blood and glitter go together right?
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
You're the only person not starstruck by him
Yes. That tends to happen after you regularly lick someone's balls.
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
HE LEFT ME THE DAY AFTER I LET HIM PEE ON ME. If you date him after that, I'll leave the fucking PLANET.
Goddamn right, I may not survive the apocalypse, but my eyebrows fucking will.
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