we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
Something about getting whistled at in my work clothes while crossing the street with three Nuvarings in my back pocket feels wrong.
They want yo temporarily sterile ass.
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
Thanks for letting me rent out your vagina rec room. I don't expect the security deposit back.
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
I think she lost me at about the point where the words “Ice Cream Enema” were spoken.
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