There is no way he is gay with that hair.
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
Yeah, I was googling pictures of sharks, and I accidentally typed "shart." Huge mistake.
You were playing beer pong by yourself. Finally someone took the ball and threw it into the bonfire. You sat by it, cried, and contemplated how to get it out. For 45 minutes.
You're not invited to the wedding. They don't want you starting a "who's fucked the bride the most" contest.
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
Florida has a way of just fucking with a person's soul and jizzing all over their hopes and dreams. Like existential bukkake.
walked into my roommates bathroom to her throwing up a quesadilla while singing come on skinny taco
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
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