I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
farters have to be the big spoon...
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win
I need to be more functional. That doesn't mean I'm going to drink less, I just need to wake up and shit
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
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