Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
We had sex on a lawn chair while fireworks were going off last night. It was unavoidable that I got mosquito bites all over my ass
Please tell me you're not playing strip poker with your cousins again
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
Most tragic bathtub-fart of all time. I am going to be late.
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
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