I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
i soberly give you permission to do that to me when im drunk
I no longer question where these bruises come from... between the strip pole in the living room, the slipnslide in the hallway and our constant level of intoxication I will always be bruised...
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
Hey man thanks for carrying me in and out of that frat house. There's no I in team.
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
It makes me really sad that some people start their saturdays running or biking instead of with 3 shots of tequila, a sausage biscuit, freaks & geeks and 2 orgasms.
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
That falls under the "unwelcome penises" category. Also that's definitely a sentence I never thought I would say
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
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