you always know who the new freshman are on fb because theyre always wearing prom dresses
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
Who did Billy Mays play for?
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
The kid across the hall found me in the hallway using a hot pocket box as a pillow. I said its okay I live here.
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
There's times when I need to be plowed... and I'm ashamed to admit auto correct was able to predict that entire sentence.
Let me get this straight. You stopped mid foreplay to shave your legs?
Um yeah. I wasn't about to shave them if nothing was happening. And I have HBO. It's not like he's the victim here.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
Randomize
