I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
i dont even know how to be here
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy...
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
Doing 9 month old dishes in my bath tub. These dishes literally had enough time to gestate a human child
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
You know i love you, but i just cannot fuck you until your eyebrow grows back. It's too hard not to laugh.
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
I'm glad I date someone who likes the simple things. Sex, kittens, and McDonald's.
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