Apparently he doesn't remember leaving the bar
If I spent $100 at the bar and didn't get laid I wouldn't want to remember anything either
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
I wanted to dispute a few 411 charges on my phone bill. The service rep told me I called them four times asking for Lady Gaga's number.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
I woke up missing my shoes and my left eyebrow. MY. EYEBROW.
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
My sister just poured me a dbl Ciroc on the rocks and said "the ice makes it festive." Honestly what a role model.
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
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