My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
Realized I'm still to drunk to comprehend work emails. Marked them all as unread. Here's to responsible hang overs.
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
Was it a good night or a bad night when you have to apologize to someone the next day for trying to fuck them with a turtle?
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
apparently my buddy was fucking on our couch downstairs so i decided it was necessary to walk downstairs naked in a hockey mask.
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
I'm just saying, I walked in on you blowing a burrito. I now understand how obsessed you are with Taco Bell. And how long it's been since you've got some.
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
My professor just paused class to answer a phone call from her dog. Im taking shots before this class from now on.
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
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