Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
Sometimes your consistent use of proper punctuation makes me nervous D:
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
its a saturday night. im home alone watching legally blonde, eating week old birthday cake and drinking milk out of the carton. so yeah im doing real well
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
Selling drugs in raindeer antlers is the best way to spread christmas cheer
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
I'm imagining a seal in an ugly shirt hahahahaha Percocet
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
I also told the bartender he probably had a beautiful spleen
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
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