He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
Of course he wants me there for his birthday. If a girl offers you a blowjob for every year of your life, you're gonna want her to be there.
He brought a jar of pickles to the party. So now I've had beer, animal crackers, AND a pickle since noon.
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
i was sitting in the back of a squad car completely stoned watching airplanes take off
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
Me saying I wish i was a better person + me pretending I don't want to fuck on my period = me lying
I haven't heard from him yet. He's either still asleep (which is entirely plausible..... There wasn't much sleeping happening last night) or he's robbing me blind. But I have renters insurance, so either way, I'm ok with it.
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
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