I think I found my soulmate. This guy in front of me is yelling about getting laid while holding two beers and texting. I think this is love.
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
I caught him trying to shit in her bed. I asked him why he was doing it and he said "because it's wrong."
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
May or may not have just put tequila in my special "kids+" orange juice fortified with vitamins a, b, c, d, e, and now t.
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
One of my pillows is missing but it's cool because there is a beef stick.
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
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