Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
Hungover Fun Fact #4: Eating a grilled stuffed burrito WILL make you blow chunks in the ice maker at work.
Houston, we have a blender
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
I made out with the uber driver for free weed, I thought he deserved it
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
Drinking and decided to streak in the apartment fountain. Canadian goose shit and sharp rocks on the bottom. I sobered up quick. That was a very bad idea.
last night I used snow as a chaser
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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