i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
Tinkerbell just flew up to me and tickled my balls. What the fuck did we smoke?
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
The picture that pops up when I call her phone is a picture of my nipple. Just so you're forewarned.
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
Last night I flashed a car full of people my tits for a bag of pretzels so yeah I'd say I was at least tipsy.
The time to say "now you can't go and be strange about this at work" is not as you are penetrating your coworker. NOW its awkward
Two words: blizzard sex
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
He referred to our sex as "an Olympic event." My tits are bruised.
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
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