Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
Have you ever secretly resented a girl for wanting to have sex when all you really wanted to do was rub one out and go to sleep?
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
I worked with a girl tonight that recognized me solely from a keg stand she witnessed me do sophmore year. Needless to say this made my night
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
Hey, sorry for threatening to teabag your mom to death last night
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
Who else will cuddle and watch the Bachelor with me then finger bang me during the rose ceremony
Sometimes the most spiritual fucking thing to do is punch somebody in the face.
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
Just got your voicemail. The 3am call wasn't a drunk dial, it was an I left my phone in my pocket then has wild animalistic sex dial...
I hate you.
You LOVE me.
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