You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
Reason #3 women are better than men: texting and peeing simultaneously. Write THAT in the fucking snow.
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
You're just mad at the fact that I want to be a car alarm.
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
I'm at the point where I'm gonna write in my mothers bday card. Happy birthday. Please stop having sex with the door open.
Although a guy bought me a shot of fireball last wknd and I told him he wouldn't even get half a handjob for that and walked away so don't tell me I don't have standards
I am naked, and drinking straight gin with a flat tonic chaser. I had such greater hopes for myself as a child.
yea...tonic water is fucking gross.
So TMI but just realizing I have not masturbated since trump took office. He's sucked the sex drive out of me.
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