I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
I'm sorry that you don't think that "Daddy Issues" are a real thing, but I can tell you that some assholes who never went to their daughter's dance recitals are responsible for getting me laid...continuously.
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
She tied me up with her honor cords...
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
Apparently i asked the cab driver how much the ride was going to cost, (he said about $25) then i offered him 50 to let me drive the cab...
I come back upstairs and she's leaning over sink full of vomit saying 'oh my god it's the chili'
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
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