ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
Found him. He was passed out on the couch at the new place in a room full of burnt pizza smoke.
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
figured you should hear this from me. Your refrigerator door is way broken. I opened it last night when i was drunk and tried to climb the shelves. i got to the one with the mustard.
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
The cab driver is now flexing at a red light...
I just flicked a lizard out of the window with a bud light in one hand and spatula inthe other...dont tell me you dont miss the south
If you're going to drink sriracha straight from the bottle whilst crying, at least wear the giant sombrero for the enjoyment of your audience.
I'm just checking to make sure you don't want to go to the farmers market... This is an assumption based on the fact that you were slapped with a sandwich last night and you remained unconscious.
i woke up to a text from someone I put in my phone last night as "Giant Penis"
what did G.P. say?
oddly enough it was a dick pic
Hey when you get home, can you do me a solid and throw one of your pregnancy tests on my bed?
EPT or First Response?
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