they need to just BURY HIM!
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
I just found glass in my funny face pancakes, there's nothing funny about that.
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
You tried to convince our cab driver that your $2 bill was worth $11.70
I think I told some stripper my friend owned Groupon Last night
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
Yeah but if you conceived a child on a park slide that would be pretty awesome
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
How do I stop your cat from bathing me? I'm afraid she'll get drunk off my sweat
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