I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
i just found five singles in my underwear?! im suspicious but delighted none the less
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
I'll start choreographing the sperm rain dance now
I just used a baby fork as a roach clip. I am totally the cool aunt.
Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
URGENT INPUT I'm at a renesance fair after party and I'm 100% lined up to fuck their sword swallower OR their contortionist. Dont say both - which direction doth I roll?
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
You know it's really hard to draft fantasy football players in a crowded bar when I have a raging hard on
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
He's gonna fuck me, then his girlfriend is going to come over and fuck me in front of him. And they're smoking me out. Happy birthday to ME
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