How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
today's thought: if you're naming your fb album "wEdDiNg dAy!!!!!!" you're too young to get married
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
Why did 20 jello shots in a row sound like a good idea last night?
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
Wait... why were you finger painting at one in the morning?
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
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