.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
The strip club called, they have your shoe.
We talk about tequila and blow jobs the way that normal people talk about the news and the weather.
I actually bought food at McDonald's as an apology for what I was about to do to their bathroom.
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
Tell him that his phone is taped to the dog's stomach. Stop trying to call it because it makes him scared.
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
i had to call the bar to ask if they found my bowling ball. That good of a night
i haven't seen you in two years and we have like 16 hours, all i want is cuddles, wine, and some light groping
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