I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
you left a paper here that says 'to do list' but it looks like you just wrote "drink a bunch of cough syrup and watch Who's the Boss" like 60 times
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
your mom just called me and asked me why i'm not in jail with you right now.
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
I've started brushing my teeth at 6pm, because honestly alcohol is the only thing I consume after that
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
I had to carry him up the hill while he was wearing nothing but knee high socks and a blue glitter sequin leotard.
Why is this not a picture message?
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
I either have food poisoning or I'm pregnant. Either way, I NEED JESUS!
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