Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
I'm sitting by the window waiting for the sun to go down so that I can start drinking.
His glasses broke on the way to the bar aNd he ended up talking to this butterface all night. I didn't have the heart to tell him
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
I have been referring to it as "thanks for getting out of me day" all week. Do you think they will still take me to brunch tomorrow?
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
You know its an epic night when omar the garbage man gives you a ride home at 6 in the morning.
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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