oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
She looked at me and said there is a 90% chance I am going to puke in the next 10 minutes. 10 minutes later she is in jack in the box throwing up. She has amazing timing.
I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
these marshmallows taste like mayonnaise. like playing tetris on a gameboy, that's what these marshmallows mean.
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
I've given up for the day already. I just wanna eat cheesecake and hide from her.
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
my boobs just made me lose a game of beer pong. the balls hit them, bounced off and into the cup. twice. ive never been so disappointed in them.
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
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