I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
I just tried to snap you a picture of the CVS where we decided not to become parents.
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
Randomize
