dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
I am drunk as shit eating pancakes. I am not the person to call.
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
Oh wow. Was walking and just saw her in the pool, fully clothed, ranting on an alligator float. I guess i should go get her before security gets here.
Little boy scout stared at me with judgmental looks while I bought 3 bottles of liquor but refused to buy popcorn from him
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
MY BRAIN IS OSCILLATING. DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
The wine is franzia the food is cheese puffs there is a canoe full of beer and the andre glasses are mason jars glued to candle sticks. i shit you not. Best. Wedding. Ever.
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