She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
I feel fat after drinking my meal replacement shake.
I added chocolate sauce, a bsg of m&ms and a crushed up brownie to make it taste better.
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
Dude, you sent that text at 9:44 AM. Who thinks of drugs that early?
Didn't want you to think it had been open season on my vagina since we broke up.
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
I walked into her room to find her sitting on the end of her bed with her heads in her hands talking to herself. She kept muttering things like "What? How? No. What? I don't --- How?" $10 says she's pregnant.
I'll see to your $10 and raise you $40.
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
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