My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I just rolled a joint with a page from On The Road by Kerouac. I have never felt like more of a hipster.
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
How did work go after you told them you were in jail?
Great they tried to bail me out.
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
I don't know what's worse. The fact that my biological mother is an unwitting bigamist, or the fact that my half sister is trying to seduce my girlfriend.
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
Just a reminder- you dropped broccoli in my car and then felt bad for it and named him Henry
I know. I miss henry.
I dont know who to turn my two weeks notice into so I'm just going to get hammered at work and see who fires me.
Randomize
