I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
Sometimes your consistent use of proper punctuation makes me nervous D:
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
Her breakfeast in bed consisted of half a pop tart that I didn't want, and water that I slipped birth control into... Who says chivalry is dead?
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
Sorry I trained your dog in Spanish last night. At least he listens to someone now.
My neighbour just came round to ask why we posted a spatula through his door at 3am. What do I tell him??
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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