just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
I am pretty sure I told him the clouds were earth's purest filtration system and that snow was the rarest and most delicious water in the world. My lips are burning because we ate so much.
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
He has a British accent. He could read me the phone book and I would come so hard he would need a wizened old man in a rowboat to save him.
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
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