Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
I'm exhausted and I have velveeta stuck in my teeth
Did you eat out Derrek's girlfriend again?
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
you assured me you'd make it home safe because your pizza rolls were waiting up for you.
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
Just got the orientation leader spot. For the first two days, I will be one of the best looking guys on campus. The freshman girls will be so disappointed they settled for me when everyone else comes back.
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
did i walk over a car last night?
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
Who wrote "the chamber of secrets has been open, enemies of the heir beware" across my bathroom wall?
Oh! You were the one walking around cradling the bottle of Fireball all night!
Are you drunk texting me again or are you just being your regular stupid self?
yes
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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