I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
Ur just texting me random shit. That's what Twitter is for
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
I wasn't sure if "you're even prettier in the dark" was a compliment. Hmm.
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
I tried to sit on a barstool last night...it was an open trashcan.
I'm pretty sure I got a cavity today due to how many times I've puked hungover at work.
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
Gas station champagne. And before you say anything I'll have you know it's imported. From California. So get fucked.
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
I'm not strong. I'm hormonal, sad, lonely, and trying to get laid via tinder
Randomize
