I woke up this morning to the buzzer on my oven going off... I cooked fish sticks at 425 degrees for 5 hours last night. my house smells awesome
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
She was really sick last night--but i was too drunk to bring her chicken noodle soup after the bar, so went by taco bell and got her a chicken burrito instead
i guess this means i'm going to be wearing knee socks during sex again
from now on when you get up to pee in the middle of the night, check to see if im sleeping in your parking lot.
i do.
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
There needs to be a greeting card for "I miss having sex and smoking weed with you."
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
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