check it out our google latitudes are spooning
I was just at the bank and there was a fat lady wearing a cape. today is gonna be awesome.
you started crying about dinosaurs being extinct
that's why i woke up holding that dina girls hand
she's a dina-saur
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
She tried to wake me up by touching my dick. I kept pretending to be asleep.
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
He asked me if I wanted to blow his whistle and proceeded to pull out an actual whistle.
Blizzard, Hour 9: I'm 7 beers deep and have finished Ninja Turtles. I am listening to the NYPD and Nassau Fire Dept pipes and drums and writing new drum scores in my head, which I may or may not remember tomorrow
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
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