So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
think they'd let him outta jail for my wedding? we could have him back by like midnight....
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
pro-tip: weed infused snickerdoodles are far less conspicuous to eat at work than brownies. no one ever suspects the snickerdoodle.
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
She keeps comparing me to her favorite dildo and I don’t know if I’m flattered or creeped out
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
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