I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
just found my calculator watch from 6th grade. the hipster transformation is complete
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
I'm in a hotel full of Marines. I'm leaving here pregnant.
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
They finally caught us and banned us forever, but it was worth it because we didn't have to pay for light bulbs for at least 3 years.
So you stole light bulbs, from your favorite bar, and got banned, and you're happy?
Look we couldnt pay for light bulbs and ramen, and you can't eat light bulbs or cook in the dark. Win - win.
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
He brought me Plan B in the snowstorm.
A+ 👏🏼
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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