Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
and my herpes radar will keep us safe
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
Just used your umbrella as a puke sheild. Thanks man.
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
I just did something so unspeakable in the panera bathroom that their health score dropped 10 points.
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
I may or may not have been feeling patriotic and banged Captain America in a closet. SPOILER ALERT: We broke his shield
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