You don't get off work for this? I feel genuinely bad for you.
I'll have a beer when I get into the office. Yes, I hide beer in my work frige.
I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
I never kept track of who else he slept with. You think I have the time or the energy to keep track of every dick in my life?
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
You threw up on his face 22 hours ago and now he's here holding your hand. I think he likes you.
She has also never texted me first which I think might be a tell-tale sign she wants me to die alone.
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
I got so drunk last night I took a ice bath with my mother in law
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
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