everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
Called the cops on a high school party then went in after all the kids ran away and took the rest of the beer. What are you doing tonight?
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
I'm drinking coffee out of a pasta sauce jar and eating fruit soaked in Smirnoff. I think I've hit rock bottom.
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
I just want to drink bourbon and have sex and then eat like, a Christmas cookie.
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
I told my mom that I was just gonna go check the mail. It's been 19 hours, and I woke up in a hot tub covered in chocolate, with a text from her sayin "have fun sweetie"
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
I do have a moral compass! I can’t help it if it only points at penises
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