capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
Should I mail that cop his nightstick or just throw it away?
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
Get everyone into the kitchen. I need you all to witness me friend-zoning him. Just in case.
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
I want you more than I want a burrito.
I'm not as filling.
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
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