how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
So for Valentine's Day...I finally swallowed. I feel like I earned that steak.
she reminds me of the first time i discovered masturbation. that's how you know it's true love.
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
ummm i just drove by ur house and ur passed out on the porch. please call me when u get this
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
there was a keg and pinata at my uncles funeral, and a bunch of scary looking biker dudes showed up to pay their respects. i need to strive to be more like him.
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
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