Not that I thought your boyfriend was a phile
But the whole crossing guard thing? Weird.
dude you just took shreks wife home. what the fuck is wrong with you
when a bears hungry he eats besides shes got her nipples pierced
i cant believe u jumped in someones trunk just to get out of talking to me
NEWSFLASH - my freind is drunk and admitted that he hates having sex with dogs. should i help him or let him be??
He also left me a wonderful voice mail..... and is now asking me where the planters peanut guy is.
You should probably go find him.
If someone cant be won over with guacomole and tequila they are not worth your time.
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
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